The culture secretary, Oliver Dowden, has condemned a “crass” advertising campaign which suggested a ballet dancer could “reboot” their career by moving into cyber security.
The Trojan Horse virus programmed in slippers and installed in G Major will circumvent all current Cybersecurity products.
Whoever was tasked with assessing the security threat to the country & securing the future of the country should be retrained. Please consider following syllabus: (1) Understand test case of Muslim Noah. (2) Understand relevance for here &now. (3) Save cntry via repentence &faith
The sordid dance corrupt cabinet have been doing for last 20+ yrs must end. Successive PMs have fallen on their own swords after making lies about God & Muslims. Now plague & pestilence issue has arrived. Corrupt politicians should stop pretending they know better than God.
It really hurts reading this. A ballet dancer trained for years to become and a dancer and just like that they should stop chasing their dreams. This government is something else. They are actually worse than 2020
The typical Tory politician in today’s Britain ! What went wrong
We should take all the politicians and reskill for dancing.
The ad is old, not that I would defend this government, but this is not news
Unf*king believable 😂😂😂
Yes, and a Cook could become a Coder because they both begin with the letter 'C'. A 'Security Guard' could transition over to 'Senior IT Security Consultant' because they're both 'Security' right? 🙄
And what exactly is the job role and KPI’s for an MP and minister these days. I would like to know what I get for my tax paying £88k/year. There performance so far I would quote Lord Sugar- “your fired”
Learn to code
Wow what a jackass
When Johnson, Patel, Jenrick, Gove etc complete their custodial sentences they could retrain as, um, litter pickers. Assuming they can be trained.
Sacked culture secretaries could reskill as food delivery drivers.
Considering this entire government seemingly possess no skills beyond funnelling cash to their friends, this is staggering.
Maybe they should have ads showing politicians....maybe they can reskill...since they actually don’t have any.
Created by people who apparently have no idea what that would mean
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Why not, criminals have effectively retrained as cabinet ministers.
Why? Did they say they’re looking to reskill? 😒
I was suggested priest, psychiatrist or prostitute. Im still trying to make up my mind and while doing it Im considering being a politician.
Ballet dancers: Looking at you with pointed toes. It is a stupid ad that said. My days.
Just shows what this disgrace of a government think about the arts ..! they know ‘the price of everything & the value of nothing’🙄
bunch of idiots are running the show. they dont even think for a second before pooping from mouth.
Mr OliverDowden should be ashamed of himself. His statement shows he’s got no idea what ballet dancers do. They should be supported by the government!!! Maybe Mr Dowden himself should reskill.
I can think of a lot of cabinet members who would do better reskilling to another role! Pretty much most of them in fact!
Learn to code
Who's making this movie? A ballerina pirouetting through a computer mainframe, expertly taking down the security of a bank and then jumping through misted lasers to retrieve the loot. Tasteless ad though.
DowdenLosingThePlot💃
It’s not a viable job .
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Booo!
Just when you think they can't stoop any lower the govt does this...simply crass.
I hear Tories make good speed humps why not reskill now
So where are these upskilling (training)courses avcailable. Jus asking on behalf of furloughed staff from the hospitality, retail and manufacturing industries who may be loosing their jobs sometime soon
This government are callous as well as liars corrupt & incompetent
Big bag full of shit these UK leaders
Any chance Cabinet members could reskill to become compassionate human beings.
Pity most in government don't reskill as none, none are fit for purpose... ' 🚿 of incompetents'. Stay safe 🏡 Tim Leicester
And Billy Elliot could work in an open cast fucking coal mine.
This is horrific. How dare they demean such an important aspect of our society. What is the point in life if we don’t have enjoyment and pleasure. Art is crucial.
Rethink, Reskill, Reboot? How about the Tories rethink their soulless ads, reskill as a human being before we reboot their asses out of government?
Nutcracker to codecracker